What the fuck!!!

The other day a friend and I went to a chinese buffet for lunch, which is not usually a good idea, but we finish and of course you get a fortune cookie... Which leads perfectly into this little segment which for the hell of shall be called what the fuck... Why is it that they call them fortune cookies? Honestly i haven't the slightest idea it honestly pisses me off. Now most people might look at this and say wow dudes got some anger issues which very well might be true but that is for another post. But they never actually give a fortune and when and or if they do the majority of people add "in bed" at the end to make it seem more funny and to forget the fact that it is just a random statement rather than a fortune. I meen seriously why do they call them fortune cookies they should be random statement cookies or some other stupid ass name sure as hell not fortune cookies! I have gotten better advce from the pages of Playboy or the writings in the Onion.

A Blank Canvas

OK this post goes out to all of you who have tattoos and can justify why people get them and want more!!! To those of you who don't understand the concept of permanently putting an image on your body and know that your not going to regret it in the future, what the fuck is wrong with it? I personally have 4 at the moment with a handful in the works of either being designed or waiting for the balance in my checking account to go up!!! Whenever i see someone with a tattoo there is something of significance or at least a fucking hilarious story to go along with it!!! I have absolutlely no idea as to why employers frown upon people with them! They are simply expressing themselves in a more unique fashion than they are!!! And why is that worth punishing them!!! You could be putting yourself or your company at jeopardy simply because you dont get it!!! Fucked up! Seriously Fucked up! Anyway, you are a canvas to do what you want with so why let people conform you to think that tattoos are something that are bad! More and more people are getting them daily it is becoming a thing of the future as it rightfully should be!!!

Let Summer Begin!!!

So it's official there are only two more weeks left in the semester and thank god for that!!! I don't know how much more bull shit from TA's i can take... I have completed almost all the projects (except 2) and am ready to just make all the money back i spent over the course of the semester on tuition and other random non necessary items that just sit around my house. Hopefully this summer should be a good one! Summerfest is right around the corner which always makes for an interesting week and a half! Not to mention the guys from division who always bring the crowd of tweens to douche bag college kids tryin to impress their girlfriends and then starting a fight with the guys (not smart) so I instituted a new rule for the guys and myself. They Start shit I end it!!! No questions asked!!! Which seems to be a good plan as of now and we all agree on that. Anyway other than that this summer is going to be bigger and better than last. Going to the midwests finest gentlemans club for happy hour and enjoying every minute of it! Along with whatever the fuck else i feel like doing besides waisting a ton of money on fixing up my car! (which some douche bag kid rear ended yesterday)... But that is another story all together

Can't Help But Wonder...

The spring time is upon us here in the Midwest, which no one told me meant snow... Anyway I was going through mail a few weeks ago and got an invitation to my cousins wedding!!! For whom i am extremely happy for!!! however in receiving my own invitation i realize that means i provide my own gift and can't piggyback the parents like old times... So this story continues with me, today, looking through the gift registry at several websites who shall remain nameless... The first website i go to has a list of well over 100 items the first of which being a propane turkey deep fryer... To most this is fucking hilarious but it has resemblance in our family so i get it... But none the less the first thing that comes to mind is that of all the news stories a few years back when people started to deep fry the turkeys for thanksgiving... And yes some people never realized that you actually have to defrost the bird first. If they didn't an explosion of fire usually engulfed whatever part of the house was near by... Also on the registry were an ass load of tools and a lot of other things that if i didn't know any better would be quite unique... But all things considered it looked like my cousin put the list together w/o consulting the fiance first!!!

In a nut shell!!!

So last night at work i got there and started the night out in a t-shirt and jeans which in my mind is perfect weather... As the night progressed and it started to rain it got much cooler... to a point where i actually had to put on a hoodie and a zip up windbreaker.. Seriously what the fuck!!! But i guess that sums wisconsin up in a nut shell!!! Kinda depressing if you think about it!!! It could be 70 during the day but drop to the low 40's that night and people would go from walking around in there summer attire to putting on their jackets... sucks!!!

Doesn't want to admit it!!!

As much as i want to say that money isnt everything in this world it is becoming painfully clear that it is damn close... As i sit here and look through the books that are my records and so on i realize that i am not in the poor house but i could obviously, givin the current state of the economy, being doing somewhat better off. Now I am not in debt nor will i be for quite sometime just for the sole fact that i have decided to work my ass off for the last few years to pay for college. But i look at success and school and money and all those things that motivate and drive people into a self-created view of "happiness" and ask myself do i want to work behind a desk for the rest of my life making some insane amount of money and being able to buy whatever useless toy i want... To be blunt about it not really... I would much rather, as it stands right now, make a modest living doing something i love than doing something i hate and driving myself into a state of insanity. Now do i realize that a lot of this is drivin by angst toward me graduating in the next year or so and actually moving on with my life... yes i do but still its the concept that you only live once. Enjoy it!!! If people are not willing to accept the person you are or willing to say how they feel fuck 'em who cares!!! I honestly have realized in the past few days that my time on this planet isnt guranteed i have a number and when its called im gone so why waist precious time doing meaningless things? I hate to admit it but i have not fulfilled a single goal in years... whether it be meaningful or something as stupid as keeping my room clean. Not one thing. when it comes to work though everything i say im going to do i do and i go above and beyond it for the most part... Im ashamed of that at points but i wouldnt change it cus then i would be broke... Anyway moral is that life is short go out have fun try new things and most of all enjoy what you are given becuase you dont know when it will end!!!

If i told you once i told you twice!!!

Over the past few years i have had the opportunity to meet a lot of really awesome people so this is gonna be pretty much dedicated to a few random shout outs to some interesting but none the less GREAT people!!! First off would be Micah AKA Turtledick!!! For those of you who know micah and his crew there is no way in hell i could possibly begin to describe the way he goes about life!!! Its awesome if i could afford to do things like that i would!!! Oh and Buy His album!!!

Fuck That

For the majority of people in the Milwaukee area this time of year is meant for vacations and having fun as the weather changes from the awesome snow to awesome warmth but for some it is the beginning of the '09 baseball season. Here is why I say fuck that... I can't stand the better part of my time being taken up while steroid using freaks of nature swing a stick at a ball coming at them at some ridiculous speed. Now don't get me wrong I love to play the game but for the life of me i cant actually remember a brewer game (primarily due to a state of inebriation). But i digress the majority of college students not only at UWM but at a shit load of other UW system schools seem to find it funny to go and post a new update every few innings to let us all know how much they hate a certain player or players if they are all playing poorly... Seriously there have got to be more important things in your life than commenting on these guys. Not to mention all of those girls who could give a flying fuck as to what is actually going on but go and or watch to meet the meat head douche getting retarded drunk in the parking lot! If you are a girl who honestly follows baseball other than the reason to see guys running around in tight pants and other dumb fucking reasons please stop reminding me that the brewers are not gonna make it this year and dont ruin the game for the rest of us who dont get to watch it and have to watch the highlight reel later at night!

Your American Nightmare!!

Before reading this please open your eyes a little and think outside the box as to fully understand the statements that are going to be made.
The concept of the "American Dream" with the 3.75 children the perfect marriage and the white picket fence while the entire family eats dinner together and participates in so many activities together that it could make any normal person physically ill is totally fucked!!! If you take in to consideration that most young people today feel that they need college and need to get a degree to make it anywhere in their lives is a personal judgement not necessarily something that is a necessity to move forward in life. Now not to put anyone down or anything but people take things way too seriously (myself included) are way too concerned with time and making their perfect schedule!. Who the hell cares, not until recently can i say that i actually agree with these statements, that doesnt meen its going to be easy to change the way i was brought up but that does mean that i am less concerned with the effects of my effect on your "American Nightmare" in my eyes! So before you go out there into the world especially those who are about to graudate in the upcomming months think about it and maybe you will finally realize that life is what you make it to be!!! Not what others tell you it should be...

Take out the trash!

It has come to my knowledge that i have not been updating my posts on a regular basis as most people try to do. But lets be realistic the people who have the time on a daily basis more than likely have no life or friends... No offense but its probably true! So with that being said i think that the majority of you are going to have to put up with the sporadic posts that accumulate due to random events that jog my memory into writing something completely off base.

You dont like it i dont care!

So in the past few months i have altered my image to conform to the "norm" college student rockin the aviators not because i know they are tight but because society says cool people do and so on... The last few nights i have been talking to a good friend of mine who gave me some great advice!!! If people dont like you for you then fuck em! I can honestly say that i no longer care what people have to say or do in regards to my own personal life choices... My decision to go to college and graduate and then move on with my life is what i am doing in the midst of that i will be enjoying life to the most of my full ability!! To sum it all up though if you dont like me i honestly could give a shit!

The Big One

Anyone who watched the NCAA championship game (or lack there of) last night I would formally like to apologize for the ass beating of the michigan state spartans!!! UNC totally dominated the game!!! I could not get over the fact that the spartans barely hung in there. After beating UCONN you would think that a team could put up a bigger fight than that. Anyway they blew the big as we all know. 89-72 being the final score if you didnt watch!!!

Nothing Better

There is nothing better than realizing that hopes and inhibitions have gone completely to the wind!!! Simply saying fuck it to class and to the majority of responsibilities is something i could definitely get used to in the short term... My goals of one day starting my own business are definitely doable and obtainable but shit I'm 22 years old who the hell cares about that shit right now! I should be out making dumb decisions and sitting in detox for a night because i decided hanging out with the crew was a better decision than showing up to work hungover the next day! Another thing would be the cause and effect of acting my fucking age!!! I mean hell, the ability to go out get completely tanked while listening to good music (Ghost face killah, and Gucci mane i move chickens) and making HORRIBLE life choices should be what i am doing not worrying about every Little innate detail... So that being said im gonna start doing the fun shit i have been missing out on for the past few months. First of all BMX baby always wanted to do it and now im gonna! HOLLA!!!