Can't Help But Wonder...

The spring time is upon us here in the Midwest, which no one told me meant snow... Anyway I was going through mail a few weeks ago and got an invitation to my cousins wedding!!! For whom i am extremely happy for!!! however in receiving my own invitation i realize that means i provide my own gift and can't piggyback the parents like old times... So this story continues with me, today, looking through the gift registry at several websites who shall remain nameless... The first website i go to has a list of well over 100 items the first of which being a propane turkey deep fryer... To most this is fucking hilarious but it has resemblance in our family so i get it... But none the less the first thing that comes to mind is that of all the news stories a few years back when people started to deep fry the turkeys for thanksgiving... And yes some people never realized that you actually have to defrost the bird first. If they didn't an explosion of fire usually engulfed whatever part of the house was near by... Also on the registry were an ass load of tools and a lot of other things that if i didn't know any better would be quite unique... But all things considered it looked like my cousin put the list together w/o consulting the fiance first!!!