Whose kid is this!!!!!

So in preparing for summer i am getting ready for some of the spectacles that summerfest has to offer!!! One of them being the lost children area. Now granted parents bring their children down there with good intentions of having fun and leaving with all kids in tact... But lets be honest bringing a child that is under the age of at least 10 to a place where thousands of people are drunk lowd and rowdy as shit are walking around being complete douche bags is not the smartest thing in the world!!! But i will tell you one thing right off the bat putting your child on a leash like a dog is anything but acceptable in my mind... Yeah i will admit this might be a little on the cute side but in all honesty a leash is meant for dogs not children. Not to mention the fact that it makes parents look like they cant keep track of their own kids... Lets be responsible and just leave the kid(s) at home shall we... Because we all know its going to lead to this...

Wouldn't Change it for the world!

I have been through a lot in the 22 years I have been on this earth for whatever reason it may be... Whether or not you think that is true is up to your own view point!!! But this may also come as a surprise to some that i am writing this entry. The other night while at Cush i witnessed a group of guys and a few girls around my age who just graduated that morning and found myself wondering what i would be doing for the rest of my life in the sense that I have not yet graduated yet nor will i for at least another year... But in doing that i also found myself looking back on the past few years in school and thinking about all the crazy shit i have done and with whom i did it with... Starting with my freshman year which was somewhat uneventful up until the inevitable break up which led to many experiments with drugs and alcohol and other not so smart things. But here is the kicker, the people with whom i did these elicit activities i realize now more than ever are still here with me! They are as good a friends now as they were back then and the crazy times still occur on a regular basis! I guess this is more of a thanks to those people and for all the support you gave me in my time of need! You know who you are and there really is no need to mention names at this juncture in time... On a lighter note few interesting things to comment on in listening to my ipod the other day I came across a few songs that i havent really listened to in quite sometime!!! Maybe just because there are well over 2 thousand songs on my ipod and we all know that there is just no possible way to listen to all of them over the course of a day let alone a longer duration of time!!! However in listening to a few of these songs were songs by bands that some of you may not be too familiar with. One being Primus! Most notably for a song called winona's big brown beaver!!! Great song and one seriously fucked up music video!!! Another great band that i have overlooked over the past few months is Nirvana!!! great band and complete bullshit that Cobain thought he should off himself!!! Anyway thats that for the day!!!

Congrats!!!

All goofy shit aside this post is going to be a little more on the sincere side! Yesterday my cousin got married (to be quite honest its about time Brad!!!) anyway i don't think i have ever seen him that happy in a long time and it was really cool! I just want to say congrats to the both of you and I wish you the best!!! Now onto the funny lighter side of the night! Driving down to Naperville during a torrential down poor was anything but enjoyable!!! I always neglect the fact that I myself am a F.I.B. but i try to steer clear of the way that most of them drive!!! I.E. tailgating in a flash flood warning on the Illinois Tollway... Upon arrival at the hotel to change I pick up my suit and changed and drove to the church with the family and i am always amazed at how many people show up to weddings but at the same time i am always shocked at the very select few people i really know on more than a "hey how are you" basis... But the ceremony was short and sweet which was very impressive to be quite honest. Driving back to the hotel for the reception was nothing exciting then came the cocktail hour. Which I deemed lets all get drunk while we wait for pictures and for the rest of the people to show up!!! Which would have been great if i didn't have to drive home that night to be at work the next morning... But I'm sure there will be plenty of other times to go out and have fun on someone else's dime. Once the reception started it was one Witty sex joke after another and talking about honey moon baby's which is somewhat typical for most weddings i would think. one of the more sincere things i recall was that of the brides dad talking about her as a little girl which was sentimental as usual. After that came much more drinking of champagne and wine and the onslaught of jokes about the bride and groom and how they are perfect for each other which i could not agree more with. Now all the remains is Chad whose girlfriend called him out in the middle of the wedding and was curious as to when he would pop the big question and to be quite honest i don't think anyone knows for sure! But I am more than positive that I will have another cousin to welcome into the world in a few short months!!!

I support Single Mothers!!!

The last final is done and summer could not have gotten off to a better start!!! A friend (B-Dizzle as he calls himself now) went out at 4pm yesterday to Silk in Milwaukee which is a great place to go if you want to be hustled by girls younger than yourself but still enjoy 2-4-1 drinks at the longest happy hour in Milwaukee!!! Anyway i digress from my point... I managed to consume a little too much while there in the form of beer and dropped a little too much money but damn was it worth it!!! I always leave that place in a better mood than what i was in already... Maybe its the half naked women walking around flirting with the guy with the biggest bankroll or maybe the fact that i can feel better about my job(s). In the sense that i don't have to walk around in a thong, not that anyone would give ME money for that kinda shit but anyway, to make a buck (literally). its almost interesting though to see the diverse clientele that they have in that place simply because the age groups are so different. You have college kids my age probably around 21-25 then your 30 somethings then there usually is a jump to what i refer to as the ODB's of the bunch which is being nice. These are the guys that are more than likely married have a kid and just don't get the attention from the wife anymore and they feel that dropping a couple hundred on these women will make up for that! That idea in itself makes me just think about what a great nation we live in! Where else in the world can you partake in such activities and not feel morally bankrupt? Now i bet there are other places out there to do this but not that i have been to yet so fuck off! But I can honestly say that i leave there smelling like strippers, cigarette smoke, and whatever deodorant i had put on before i left. Nothing better getting home half drunk and smelling whatever lotion or body spray they all wear. And one more thing as i have progressed in my knowledge of not only the world but myself it was confirmed by a dime piece stripper that yes i am shy and that she said she could change that... so whatever the fuck that means!!! (hopefully i can be like my boy Micah and date one lol!!! GEA!!!)

Cardinal Rules...

Everyone has their own personal way of looking at things on a day to day basis... With that being said there are always rules or guidelines that some people like to follow in order to maintain that sense of well being so to speak... Anyway there are pretty much three cardinal rules to follow in the world to assure that you don't end up BROKE and HUNGRY and other things.

Rule #1 Don't fuck with people who handle your money!!! Trust me it isn't a smart thing to do people in the banking industry have access to a lot of personal information and to move a few decimals around wouldn't be terribly difficult to do!

Rule #2: Don't fuck with people who handle your food! I'm almost certain that the majority of the younger generation out there have seen the moving waiting... and remember the part when Dane cook drops the steak on the ground and puts it back on the plate. Yeah you have no idea what the hell the cooks are doing in the back so why run the risk of pissing of the waiter or waitress and them telling the cook to seriously fuck your shit up? Who knows what they put in there looks like salt but could be tiny crack rocks you don't know so watch what you say next time your steak is rare and not medium rare...

Rule #3: This one is more optional than anything unless you come to Cush!!! Don't mess with the bouncers especially the one on the door!!! He is usually on the door for a reason and doesn't really care what you think about him cus to be honest i could seriously give a shit about letting every gang banger wanna be in!!! Feel free to call me what you want doesn't phase me much in fact i find it somewhat ironic simply because I'm in control of whether you come in or not so running that puppy dog mouth isn't going to help you at all so shut the fuck up listen to what he has to say and do it or serious consequences might ensue!!!

Get a job Fucker

While Cinco de Mayo is an excuse for the younger crowd to go out and get shit faced wasted for me it was one of getting homework done and then proceeding to my place of employment Cush on North Ave. Upon walking in the door besides noticing that the usual no one was in there i see a new face! Just happened to be quite possibly one of the most interesting people i have met in my lifetime!! His name is Toger he is from Norway and a boyfriend to a girl i work with but that isn't the point I'm getting at. he turned me to a concept called couch surfing along with a debate on the economy, finances, and a government that would on paper work best for the U.S. but I wont dive into that without making someone pissed...

Anyway couch surfing is a concept that was very new to me at the time and i obviously didn't understand it at first but now i look at it as a great concept that i would really like to try sometime in the near future. Couch surfing, for those of you who don't already know what it is, is essentially a means of traveling the world without spending your hard earned money on hotels, motels or whatever housing you need. People join websites to get involved and when people come over to the U.S. they have a free place to stay not to say these are homeless people because they are not they are simply getting the most out of their trip and getting to see the whole world without going broke! In doing that the host not only gets to feel the gratification but gets to experience a new culture with each person who stays with them. Also when the people who are visiting go back home they feel so compelled to give back to the cause that they become hosts in their own home! Seriously this is a great idea and I hope a lot of people try!

On a lighter note i was watching some stand up comedian on comedy central yesterday to calm my nerves before my first final and it was pretty funny in consideration that it was a Hispanic gentleman with the viewpoint of a conservative. He was talking about how the dollar bill says in god we trust on it while food stamps should say get a job fucker!!! Of course with the mind set of a college student currently holding down two jobs, my sense of a hard earned dollar is quite high. Something else that struck me as funny was that of the typical illegal immigrant taking U.S. jobs!!! He made quite the compelling argument on the basis that if someone illegally sneaks into your country cant read or speak your language has little or no education and many other low qualifying characteristics you're and idiot and deserve to lose your job!!! Again i laughed hysterically!!! Not just because he put it in a way that was incredibly funny but because its true if you lose your job and you have all the qualifications its your own damn fault don't point the finger at someone else cus your the retard who lost his job!!! All in all yesterday was productive until this morning came around but that is another post all in itself!!!

Kinda Fucking Disturbing

OK so in looking around on the Internet i cam across a site full of not only seriously ridiculous pictures but some that were truly disturbing in nature... So this post is dedicated to those pics! feel free to comment on them so you can share my angst!

Ok, batman a "super hero" so to speak but a water gun showing him taking it up the ass and you squeezing his shmack to get water out of his mouth that's fucked up!

As much as i disagree with the arien nation and feel no hatred to any particular race this is ridiculous in itself! Its like seeing and African American in a Klan hood! Which has obviously been done by a sketch comedian (Dave Chappelle) Still laughing from that shit!

I'll start out by saying I HATE leprechaun's!!! Anyone who has seen the movie more than likely is a little creeped out by them! Anyway this dude must be blazed out of his mind or some shit to see that little motherfucker just sitting there starring at him!!!

I honestly don't think much can be said about this one! Nor do i really want to go there and possibly be questioned about my thoughts!!!

Last one is the curiously pedofile looking bunny!!! Just can't find the words to describe this one! I apologize

All of these pose some sort of disgruntled feelings inside and really make me think how fucked up shit can really be!

That 10 speed Huffy

So yesterday was the first day really pushing my limits on a bike since oh i don't knot i got my licence but damn was it fun! But i must give props to my guys who ride BMX cus getting that bike up some of those long hills on the east side is a pain in the ass!!! Not like i remember riding that 10 speed huffy of a hill being able to make it incredibly easy on yourself! But I must admit jumping that first curb completely on accident was incredible! There is nothing like comming down a hill faster than you thought and seeing a car comming and having to get up on the curb only to see an electric pole sitting in front of you! So just want to say that you might be seeing me down on the east side tearin shit up with the guys!!! Holla at ya boy!

Dirty Mother Fuckers!!!

So the swine flu epidemic is rapidly spreading all over the U.S.!!! I blame Mexico... Probably more of a scape goat more than anything but lets put this into a more logical perspective shall we... Mexico is a dirty ass place. Now thats not to say there are portions of Mexico that are really nice especially places like cancun and places like that for travelers. But how many can honestly say they ventured out into the real heart of mexico? my guess would be not too many and to think the stigma of a place where random sex acts between humans and donkeys occurs (clerks II) A donkey show for those of you are more ill informed. But here is a diagram which leeds me to my conclusion of blaming mexico... If you follow the arrows through the diagram you see that there must be contact between the person and the swine... I rest my case. Although the numbers keep growing and the schools and heaven forbid prom is cancelled for a lot of schools in the southwest you would think that with such a large farming economy that more people in the midwest would be affected by it. Who knows all i can say is this. I hope you stay clean and make sure to wash your hands and shit even more so than before. Otherwise your gonna be one sick or possibly even dead mother fucker!!!