Cardinal Rules...

Everyone has their own personal way of looking at things on a day to day basis... With that being said there are always rules or guidelines that some people like to follow in order to maintain that sense of well being so to speak... Anyway there are pretty much three cardinal rules to follow in the world to assure that you don't end up BROKE and HUNGRY and other things.

Rule #1 Don't fuck with people who handle your money!!! Trust me it isn't a smart thing to do people in the banking industry have access to a lot of personal information and to move a few decimals around wouldn't be terribly difficult to do!

Rule #2: Don't fuck with people who handle your food! I'm almost certain that the majority of the younger generation out there have seen the moving waiting... and remember the part when Dane cook drops the steak on the ground and puts it back on the plate. Yeah you have no idea what the hell the cooks are doing in the back so why run the risk of pissing of the waiter or waitress and them telling the cook to seriously fuck your shit up? Who knows what they put in there looks like salt but could be tiny crack rocks you don't know so watch what you say next time your steak is rare and not medium rare...

Rule #3: This one is more optional than anything unless you come to Cush!!! Don't mess with the bouncers especially the one on the door!!! He is usually on the door for a reason and doesn't really care what you think about him cus to be honest i could seriously give a shit about letting every gang banger wanna be in!!! Feel free to call me what you want doesn't phase me much in fact i find it somewhat ironic simply because I'm in control of whether you come in or not so running that puppy dog mouth isn't going to help you at all so shut the fuck up listen to what he has to say and do it or serious consequences might ensue!!!