The Long awaited return!!!

So i know that i talked to a lot of people at summerfest over the last 11 days and I know that a lot of you had no fucking clue that I worked there but here are some of the high and low points of what happened during summerfest '09!!! First off I would like to give mad props to the guys of division BMX and the heavy hitters that showed up for some of the shows over the 9 day run they were down there!!!

I just want to say that there was truly never a dull moment with those guys down there!!! Whether it be something as minimal as requesting zip ties (Thomas) so that one of you crazy bastards can climb on top of your trailer and hang Harley Banners to something a little more like oh i don't know someone starting a fight with you guys seen as one guy fighting a BMX team seems like a good idea!!! Nothing really should surprise me while working down there but somethings always do!!! For instance I wanna give it up to Tippy, Mykel and Koji the last show that i missed due to some shithead, which i will get into later, but these three guys in the last train nailed in order of name and trick: 720 to the cleanest front flip of the entire fest to a back flip tailwhilp!!! I swear to god i better See some videos of this somewhere so i can post it up here for all to see!!!

To all of my you who actually watch the news on Fox 6 at ten and apparently a few other times this week yes i was on the news and yes the older gentleman was my partner! This one is for you Clarence I was skeptical at first about working with and older guy but I'll be damned if I didn't have the best partner I have had in the last four years of being there!!! You're amazing sense of humor towards my generation never ceased to amaze me along with your ability to put someone on the ground even if it meant getting a few bumps and bruises along the way!!! I hope to see you again next year or potentially at a festival sometime later on this summer!!! OK now for the recap that goes in tandem with the little yellow book many of you may have seen in my back pocket that literally went everywhere with me while i was down there!!! This might be a huge liability to the MWF corporation for me posting this but to be blunt everyone asks me what happens down there and this is a chance to tell you how great that job really is!!!

Guy passed the fuck out next to the bathrooms!!! This kid was so shitfaced waisted along with his mind being right pissed his pants and threw up all over himself. After all of that he openly admitted he was drunk, underage and very blurry in the head which most of you can guess what that means!!! But the really funny part is that this poor kid whom i feal absolutely no remorse for ended up being booked because he has a big fucking mouth. I would have loved to hear the phone call from detox in the morning to the kids parents. I can imagine something like is Mr. whoever there. Speaking. We have your son in District one detox for being inebriated and a total fucking idiot!! After that just a few escorts to the CP for 10/55's nothing really major... Next thing that sticks out in my mind would be this little Chicano kid who was running his mouth to an grounds crew and a 10/55 but he ended up being a struggler and i was forced to use a compliance hold (arm bar) to walk the young man to mid gate. Let this be a lesson to all of you who think oh summerfest red shirts are ass holes and what not well yes we can be but here is the thing if you 3% of the 100% that are down there who feel like giving us a hard time and being dicks there is nothing better to me or to the other grounds people than taking you off the grounds and smiling as you turn around give me the hello police officer finger and politely say have a good night as if to say HA HA HA Fuck you get out!!! Next event would be a guy that got his nose busted by a girl. Now granted he grabbed her ass apparently but i guess he learned his lesson don't grab a girls ass cus shit you got the shit beat out of you!!! nose broken, 1" cut above your eyebrow and almost getting knocked out ha ha ha!!

Next on my list of memorable moments would be that of a young man in miller who decided to drink a little too much. Just a little background so you get a mental image. Kid was standing in the mid walk way swaying back and forth smoking a cig. Anything that moved by him he bumped into myself included. After watching the young man i approached him and asked for ID he replied with a elongated drag off the cig said yes and attempted to stumble into the oncoming crowd... Well I'm sure that kids arm hurts a little seen as one of the Vice units had to jump in and escort the SOB to CP for DC what an idiot!!! after all of those events it was pretty much a blur of random fights, underage drinkers who think they can handle their liquor and genuine douchbagery from guys who think they are the shit!!! After all I'm just a (fill in the blank with some derogatory term) security guy with a (fill in the blank with a low dollar an hour amount) who wont do shit with my life!!! Right and that's why your looking back at me from outside the gate DUMB ASS!!!

Oh and lets not forget one thing i have no problem taking people if need be ask the 6'3" 260lb guy I hip tossed the other night for swinging at another guard, Sines you would be proud!!!