Sad But True...

Im sure you all know that the "King of Pop" Michael Jackson is dead... And to be quite frank if you didnt know that and you are finding this out from me now you seriously must live under a fucking rock or possibly a carboard box... Anyway, in his death came a series of jokes that i find rather amusing now thats not to say that i dont think he had a little talent back in the day but the older he got the worse the music got and the more children were violated by him or possibly that fucking monkey he was always with... reminded me of speed racer for some reason.

Anyway thats just a little clip from the chappelle show in regards to Michael Jackson thought it was funny and stuck it in there... On to the jokes:
the jackson family said they never saw micheal this stiff since he last watched peter pan
Michael Jaqckson ash's are gonna be made into an "etchy sketch" sochildren can still play with his knob
During the autopsy the doctors found out michael jackson was 80% plastic, so he is gonna be recycled into plastic bags for 3 reasons... He remains white and plastic and still dangerous for children to play with
I rang up ticket master to get a refund on my MJ tickets, they just laughed and told me to "Beat it"
Did you hear the new lead into Micheal Jackson's death. :No what? You know the "Make a wish foundation." :Yeah. Well they gave Farah Fawcett a last wish. Either because of her lost state of mind or because she was just that caring her last wish was that all the children would be safe. Fawcets To Make a Wish rep. leaned over and whispered into her ear " i cant promise you that, but i can promise i will do the next best thing." THE NEXT DAY MICHEAL JACKSON WAS DEAD.
Why did Michael Jackson love having so many plastic surgeries and having to be stuck with so many needles? It was the only way he could feel a little prick and not go to jail.


That should do the trick. Now some might think im a little incensitive for posting this but there is some humor behind it. Whether or not you agree with me is your own decision but he's gone, he's guilty and oh yeah just like dave chappelle said he made thriller!!! Thriller!!!