Funny Videos!!!

Here is a comilation of videos I watched while I was bored in class enjoy!!!

This past weekend!!!

Over the past weekend I had many eventful things take place that I never thought would happen!!! First things first; I wanna say thanks to all of my friends who did stop in to Cush over the weekend and make the night go by a little bit faster. I ran into people from the good ol' days of house party's and me earning my stripes so to speak by drinking a lil too much and saying and doing things I probably should never have done... For those of you who didnt hang out with me during those few years of my life this is what a typical weekend would look like... Friday night I would attend a bar at the ripe old age of 19 or 20 with my boy Abe who regretfully moved back to Cali to move away from the bullshit that I wish i could get away from (another story all together). We would usually go to a club on Milwaukee street and he would pick up the tab for me being his driver. Now some may ask why that is... I'll tell you why he drove a nice ass denali which was tuned out as hell. 3 16" subs, tv's everywhere, burberry interior and a lot more cool shit too. And might I add that when we rolled up everyone thought the truck was mine which was an added bonus upon entering the club. Saturday night would usually end up being house party night where I would just go buck wild and buy a bottle of 151 and consume 2/3 if not the whole thing by myself... Yeah I should have died a few times but whatever. Those times were spent with a select few people that continuelly remind me everytime I see them that I should party like i used to. I, for the most part, respectfully decline that offer for a few reasons. 1 being that I can't keep up with that lifestyle anymore. Maybe everyonce and a while I can but not every weekend like I once did. 2 Im not quite sure if the majority of you remember what I used to look like back then but here is a little reminder... Notice the chubby face and the abumdance of man boob... I mean hell Gilbert Brown looks skinnier than I did... Anyway to those who want to know I have lost damn near 100lbs and am lifting weights and eating healthy to achieve a healthy lifestyle. So next time you see me dont remind me of what once was instead look in awe and know that you can make the change if you want to!!!

... on my mind!!!

So I am sitting in principles of marketing and I really can't bring myself to pay attention due to a few very pertinent things on my mind... Some of them are quite serious others are important but can be easily dealt with. First would be the issue of a dispute between myself and two friends of mine with our landlord from well over two years ago... They say we owe a substantial amount of money while we say we don't. Not much we can do there I have had an attorney involved for the duration and he is advising me to do a lot of legal mambo jumbo that makes sense but I have been trying to prove this company wrong for quite some time and it doesn't seem that the company or collection agency see where I am coming from more than likely due to a lack of information from the original company. Anyway the other being school which is a given thing that will remain on my mind until I get that little piece of paper that states I have gotten an education for a large lump sum... The last thing is a little more personal being a certain someone in my life (or lack there of for obvious reasons). I can't seem to shake the feelings and the way I think things should be but something tells me I am doing some wishful thinking. But on the other hand I really hope things work themselves out for the sole reason that this certain someone is fucking awesome and we have a lot of common and share a lot of the same goals and other cheesy things too. I digress though, sometimes I see what I want and go after it other times I decide there are more than likely other things that are more important and just wait to see what happens. I think all of these issues require me to do a lil of both to make the best decisions and get the most out of my life as a whole... Anyway sorry for the lack of humor the next post will be quite funny I promise!

Nothin too important..

So as usual I am sitting at work chillin and throwin back a few drinks with Pat and discussing weight lifting techniques and how to get big for the sole reason that I want to try out for the Muskego Hitmen!!! I had the opportunity last summer to try out for a different IFL football team but I could not financially afford to take that much time off of work to play and to buy all the equipment... Now that I have all this new found time to do whatever I want I feel compelled to do something I have wanted to do since high school which is get redemption for the shitty senior season of football at East. Anyway, I am currently sitting around 185lbs which is a big increase from the 165lbs I weighed at the begining of the summer. Now all I need to do is gain another 15lbs to be competetive at my position and then I think I would be able to be a beast and dominate the IFL at tight end!!! Mock my words im gonna be killin folk!!!

My guidance counselor is an Idiot!!!

Over the past few weeks I have been asked when I am going to graduate too many times to count... So please don't ask me more than likely after first semester next year. Anyway I digress, The point I am attempting to make is this; my guidance counselor is not what I would consider the sharpest tool in the shed... I was in there a few too many times this summer only to have my entire schedule fucked beyond all belief. Anyway so in the first meeting of ours I had to declare my major (as a fifth year senior) apparently based upon my courteous nature and proper manors she told me that I should be in Human resources. Yeah and pigs might just fly out my ass... Anybody who really knows me would know that me working with other people let alone all the paperwork and having to listen to all the constant complaining about what their boss is doing and all that other shit would put me 6 feet deep after the first month. I can barely handle the "element" at the bars let alone the one white guy that hangs out with the gang bangers who we all know is the craziest one there simply because he is the one who sticks out! But anyway I guess what I am trying to get at is that i really don't have one... fuck

The Return!!!

Sooo. I am sitting at work (I know as usual right...). And I have absolutely nothing to do here until bar close which on a tuesday night is aroun 1:30 for all of you that decide that going out during the middle of th school week is not good for school work. And just to throw my two cents in I go out in the middle of the week and I could honestly care less what anyone says about it. Nothing better than taking a little study break and having a beer or shot or anything like that and then going back to the books!!! Anyway i digress from the point I am really getting at (more points than just a point). So here we go with my long winded post... Last week was the first week of classes and hopefully only a year and a half left of school after this then off to somewhere new cus to be quite frank I dont want to stay in WI simply because I need a change of pace and need to start fresh somewhere new! Anway though I am getting ready for classes to start on Thursday simply because I have no classes on Wednesday (yet). I drive down to the UWM campus via capital drive which usually at 9am is the worst possible means of getting to campus simply because all of the young delinquents are driving to school and seriously piss me off with their inability to drive in a straight line let alone maybe around the speed limit or within reason... Strike one of a day that I already know will suck ass just simply cus the first day is almost as pointless as wearing a rubber with a girl who is on the pill... (all jokes aside you should though i mean do you really want any mini-Me's running around... didn't think so) But that day went by pretty quickley with me walking through accounting and then proceeding to get my mind right with some of my boys and playing call of duty for what seemed like an hour but was more like 4 and a half hours then off to a 3 hour lecture with a one Dave Chappell... Yeah I know hilarious isnt it!!!!

Sandrine's last night!!!

So a very good friend of mine had a friend from Paris come and stay with her for a week and some odd amount of days... Her name is sandrine and don't ask me how to pronounce it just because she knows i do no justice by trying and the only thing i do is make a fool out of myself but we all expect that i think. So over the span of the time she was here i had some of the wildest and more than likely most sporadic nights of my life thus far... This should shed some light on those things. Ok so here is my somewhat chronological list of events that occurred and my thoughts now looking back at them. First night; My boy b-dizzle and I just got done at the gym working out and so forth and were relaxing in the hot tub (FAG ik) anyway when we see Alina (my friend and sandrine's "guardian") walking out to join us. We introduce ourselves and begin the inevitable slaughter that was myself and b-dizzle trying to get the french pronunciation down. FAILURE!!! Anyway so we finish up in there and we all decide lets go to Starbucks and get some drinks and chill on the baller couches that are so damn expensive and the only reason i can assume this is because it costs damn near 5 bucks to get a cup of coffee but that is another rant all together. But of course we get there and the place is packed, nowhere to sit barely any room to stand so I volunteer my house as a place of refuge to get away from the hubbub of that wasteland. So now sitting in my own backyard with the piss poor excuse of a fire i built going b-dizzle is grilling sandrine on french customs and of course if all girls from Paris are as cute obvious response is maybe... SO he proposes to her in a somewhat joking fashion (idk if he was kidding or not). After that we went our separate ways till Sunday night when we all went to cush and drank our fair share of beer and Sloan's mystery concoctions (they loved them Sloan i swear to god i have no idea what you made but they wont stop talking about it). After that we awaited the last night of Sandrine's American adventure as Alina put it so quaintly. The night started out with me driving from my house in Elm Grove out to Waukesha to pick up B-dizzle and the proceed to Trinity to meet up with some of the group. Upon arrival we met some new people whom I'm glad i met simply because they made the night that much better (Jonathan yeah its kinda weird how we know so many of the same people and yet have never crossed paths before but it was tight!!) At trinity we played trivia while the onslaught of phone calls from the rest of the group came flooding in as to the whereabouts of us. We then went to cush (again ik) to drink and have fun. Once Jonathan and myself were talking we realized two people had been missing for quite some time. We then glanced toward the back of the bar neat the restrooms and saw them having a "heart to heart" and the thought of breaking it up but we were drinking and I wasn't about to go over there and get involved so i ordered another drink... Anyway then we went to Decibel and enjoyed the rest of the night. That is until B-dizzle and myself felt the necessary urge to publicly urinate in a random parking lot... At the point in time b-dizzle finished and i was about to get into the car when some random lexuz SUV comes ripping into the parking lot with a window down. A woman more than likely in her mid 30's starts asking me where im headed and if i wanted to party with her... Now i wasnt that drunk to realize what was going on and the thought of your a fucking hooker and since when can you afford a lexus let alone a car in general crossed my mind. But i said im goin home and then she proceeds to inquire about my half asleep PIC in the passenger seat. She wants to know where he is going i say home and that he has had a little too much to drink and im taking care of him. She proceeds to grill me until i eventually hop in my car and damn near shread my tires on peeling out to get away from this more than likely disease infested woman. I really hope the adventure was fun sandrine and if all the nights here are like this when you visit I would be more than happy to have you visit more often!!!

He's Back

So I have taken a month to really clear my head of a lot of random things that have been going on... So lets see if i can recap it and fill those of you who were not informed in on the saga that I dramatically call my life. About two and a half weeks ago I lost my job due to negligence on my part and am now jobless (if you know someone hiring let me know). After that happened i had the udder pleasure of relaying the information to my dad, whom works for the same bank. Actually he was pretty understanding all things considered. So as of right not I still work the door at Cush every Friday and Saturday night and possibly a night or two during the week but that is up in the air and found out on a daily basis... Enough about my work or lack there of to be blunt cus i know you wanna know more about where the fuck i have been for the last two weeks or so... don't act to enthused. So this summer is quite literally over we (UWM) go back to school officially tomorrow seen as it is now 1am and am doing this as opposed to doing something more productive. But lets keep it real we all know I wouldn't be doing it anyway. But this summer has put a lot of things into perspective for me along the lines of friendship and what I want in life and or more importantly when i can actually start mine i.e graduation... I have come to grips with the fact that i will more than likely not graduate until next year and I am perfectly ok with that. The real nail biter this summer was to see a few things happen that really got me thinking about who I can honestly trust and feel they these people were there for me especially when I lost my job and thought quite literally that my dad would more than likely kill me for tarnishing his name within the bank, To those of you who supported me and gave me advice whether it was good or just to get my mind off of what was going on or in the famous words of a great man "getting my mind right" thank you!!! I greatly appreciate the words of sympathy and the words of what the fuck are you gonna do now. And i will say now like i said then i have no fucking clue. All I do know is that i have a killer group of people in my corner and i promise that i will bounce back harder and stronger than ever!!!