My guidance counselor is an Idiot!!!

Over the past few weeks I have been asked when I am going to graduate too many times to count... So please don't ask me more than likely after first semester next year. Anyway I digress, The point I am attempting to make is this; my guidance counselor is not what I would consider the sharpest tool in the shed... I was in there a few too many times this summer only to have my entire schedule fucked beyond all belief. Anyway so in the first meeting of ours I had to declare my major (as a fifth year senior) apparently based upon my courteous nature and proper manors she told me that I should be in Human resources. Yeah and pigs might just fly out my ass... Anybody who really knows me would know that me working with other people let alone all the paperwork and having to listen to all the constant complaining about what their boss is doing and all that other shit would put me 6 feet deep after the first month. I can barely handle the "element" at the bars let alone the one white guy that hangs out with the gang bangers who we all know is the craziest one there simply because he is the one who sticks out! But anyway I guess what I am trying to get at is that i really don't have one... fuck