Halloween Shit Show

Last weekend was Halloween in Milwaukee and all over the nation to be quite honest but I spent it at work as usual. I would honestly not have it any other way simply due to the fact I can never find a costume that I want to drop 80 + on and only wear it once. Not to mention they dont make tall costumes which would be a huge market for those guys like me who are slightly taller and skinnier than buying the costume in a size bigger and lookin like a fat ass!!! But to be honest Halloween in the second drunkest city in the nation behind Madison is always a shit show. There is never a dull moment when you take into consideration that Halloween is an excuse for women to dress in a more than conservative manner!!! In other words it is an excuse to dress as slutty as you can just to stand out more than the girl behind you at the door!!! Dont get me wrong though I could honestly care less do what you want im not gonna judge. I mean hell I was told I should go as a firefighter which would really not fit into something I would dress up as at least not in the manner that I was told to do it in... Anyway there were many other factors that made this Halloween slightly longer than those of the past, for those of you who went out know that saturday was day light savings time and this meant that when most bars would be thinking last call the clock goes back an hour and in every bar the employees are going "fuck my life". But to be honest the money was well worth it and the time spent in the back corner with a certain few people was fucking awesome!!! I guess i can dance a lil better than I thought i could but i dont meen to brag... But after bar party on the north side was something worth mentioning due to the handfull of yellow lights i had to speed through just to keep up with the person I was tailing... And once there being damn near mauled by one of the best looking pitbull or boxer i have seen in quite sometime!!! Anyway that will just about sum it up for now stay current cus life is too short not to tell people about the crazy shit that happens!!!