Monday, April 26, 2010

to catch an idiot!

I know a lot of you have heard all the recent scandals of older men usually attempting to seduce young children into having sex with them which in itself is disgusting and wrong however there is some innate humor in the explanation that some of these men give to Chris Hansen from dateline! Some of them come clean off the bat and say I have a problem but for the most part there is some elaborate excuse as to why they are at this house that MSNBC uses. It could range from a simple I was just here to be friends but yet they come with condoms and oils in pocket or something a little deeper like I do roofing and was just here to get an estimate! I think that one had to be one of my favorites! The middle aged hispanic male had gotten to the house after being drawn in by this little 14 yo girl and was sitting at the kitchen counter when she left the room to "go get something" then mr. Hansen comes in and the gentleman has no fucking clue as to who he is which makes it all that much better! Once he starts explaining who he is and what he is doing the roofer explains he was there for a roofing estimate and then explains in grave detail is business and how he hadnt spoken to the minor prior to that evening! Seriously dumb ass just come clean the cops are outside waiting so you might as well save yourself the trouble and embarassment of making up some retarded story! Although it did make me laugh quite hard!

Sunday, April 25, 2010

Soon Approaching!

This coming Saturday is the preseason game of the Wauwatosa Spartans and the Fox Valley Force out of appleton or somewhere in the general region! According to our team owner and right tackle they are the runner ups of the NEFL as we are the runner ups of the IFL from the 2009 season! Well I have to say is you better be damn good for practicing for the past 4 months cus we are commin to bring the pain! I can only speak from what I have seen thus far but we are a team full of beasts all over the field! We are ready to roll through you on our way to the Iron Bowl! All i gotta say is come ready to play and be ready to take a serious beating!

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Regret to Inform you

So as many of you know I have worked at summerfest for the last four years and I am sorry to say that this summer I will not be working there! As a result of the football and potential internship I will be unable to work the festival. However, I will be doing some free lance security for the Division team and I will be there as much as I can helping those guys out! So if you are there looking for a freebie dont bother asking cus it aint gonna happen and I can't swing that anymore nor would I in the prior years! If you want you will have to come see the Division BMX team to find me and have a beer with me! Bout damn time I actually enjoy summerfest as opposed to working the entire 11 day span!