What the Hell

What is the world coming to? Now lets be honest I am neither a republican nor democrat i sit pretty much in the middle for the most part. So this rant may come across as being a little racist or jaded to some and quite funny to others! I guess what I am getting at is that you would have to know me in order to see where I am coming from in saying the following. President Obama... First off in typing his name apparently his name isn't in the dictionary yet just an interesting fact! And to be honest I know a lot of people who initially voted for him and have now changed their minds like the majority of the people who did... Sorry if you haven't changed your mind yet you have some time left though. Second with all these I'm above the influence commercials they bum me out! Plain and simple I was watching one literally a few minutes ago and all these kids are attached to strings and dancing around like puppets i guess would be the message. But lets be honest all those kids will end up in college of some sort so good luck in backing what your promoting now! e There is a phone out by sprint i think that is essentially designed for children. I mean shit I didnt have a phone till i had a car! There was no need for one! Now kids in elementary school have them! Back to the sprint phone; it has a built in GPS location so you know where your kid is at all times. What happened to skinned knees and pushing each other off the jungle gym! I mean shit those kids who bullied those students ,who were homosexual, until they eventually took their own lives! Now I don't condone what happened and I'm definitely saddened that it lead to that but they are trying to take them to court! For what? Honestly as much as I want to see the families feel some sort of justice for the incident there really isn't much that a court system will or can do. I apologize but its true! May they Rest in Peace!

Making Moves!

Last week Wednesday I think I was at the bank depositing the plethora of singles I make running guests from the hotel to the airport and bank when I figured what the hell I'll drive down national and see who is at Ride motorsports even though I know every time I stop in there I spend way too much time in there but time is irrelevant when you are catching up with old friends! Anyway I was driving by and saw the red excursion of my good friend Micah and stopped in to say whats good and potentially catch up before he heads off to yet another MC gig in god knows where. So after talking about the multitude of moves he has been making over the past few months we were standing at the front desk talking with cookie and schreck when out of nowhere micah pulls out his phone and with the tone of someone who is somewhat unphased says america's got talent is calling me. I looked up at him and was somewhat in shock that the scenario at hand seemed rather normal in his life. Then not two minutes later he pulls his phone out again and says they emailed me too. I couldnt believe a big name talent agency out of cali was calling a good friend of mine looking to book him and Division to audition in Chi town! I want to say holy shit to the whole thing but to be blunt the whole thing doesnt surprise me much either! Every rider they have has world class talent and is more than willing and able to take that show by storm! Good Luck Boys!!!!!

FIBS!!!

So the majority of you being from the Midwest or the greater Milwaukee area I am more than certain the majority of you have heard or used the acronym F.I.B. (Fucking Illinois Bastard). If you didnt know what this meant or have never heard it before feel free to use it as much as you can because its quite funny and most of the time true! However I am not really referring to those that follow that statistical norm... While driving down to Ohio this past weekend to see my girlfriend I had to pass through Chicago while passing through I hit quite a large traffic jam not only on the way there but on the way back as well. Now granted Chicago is a huge city with a huge population and traffic is immanent... But in all seriousness on friday at 1:30 in the afternoon I made the assumption that I shouldnt get too much traffic on the way down becuase people should, in all theory, still be at work... I could not have been more wrong! Everyone was on the Eden and no one was driving in the typical Chicago fashion which was a surprise to me. Everyone was using their brakes and no one was going above 20. Now being from Illinois originally I like to assume that my aggressive driving style is similar to that of the majority of people in Illinois. So to sum up this post people need to go back to drivers ed and completely neglect the way in which they teach just like everyone else!