FIBS!!!

So the majority of you being from the Midwest or the greater Milwaukee area I am more than certain the majority of you have heard or used the acronym F.I.B. (Fucking Illinois Bastard). If you didnt know what this meant or have never heard it before feel free to use it as much as you can because its quite funny and most of the time true! However I am not really referring to those that follow that statistical norm... While driving down to Ohio this past weekend to see my girlfriend I had to pass through Chicago while passing through I hit quite a large traffic jam not only on the way there but on the way back as well. Now granted Chicago is a huge city with a huge population and traffic is immanent... But in all seriousness on friday at 1:30 in the afternoon I made the assumption that I shouldnt get too much traffic on the way down becuase people should, in all theory, still be at work... I could not have been more wrong! Everyone was on the Eden and no one was driving in the typical Chicago fashion which was a surprise to me. Everyone was using their brakes and no one was going above 20. Now being from Illinois originally I like to assume that my aggressive driving style is similar to that of the majority of people in Illinois. So to sum up this post people need to go back to drivers ed and completely neglect the way in which they teach just like everyone else!